wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
I like how Homer occasionally says something really intelligent between “dohs”
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
[2/?] video games - Kingdom Hearts--But don't be afraid. You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
So don't forget: You are the one who will open the door.
The Who/Sherlock dorms
Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms
disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)
Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)
Some shots of Motyka from back in June that I found.
Please do not remove the source! :)